On Saturday a friend and I had a facial.
Because that’s people who don’t have any money coming
in do.
It’s not as bad as a woman I met yesterday who said
that when her restaurant went belly-up, (her partner was determined to do it
without the benefit of a chef in the kitchen) she got herself an American
Express card and took two of her children to Fiji for 8 days, staying in fancy
places and buying them whatever they wished. She’s been diligently paying it
off since then, not realising all she’d been paying off was the interest, so that
her $17 000 bill had now become $25 000.
I am not as bad as that.
What are
your sleeping habits? (I would like to
have a habit. At the moment it is a hobby).
Rate your
nutrition level from 1 to 10 (Depends on the
day. I am still holding to the fact that breastfeeding takes 500 calories a
day. Probably not if you’re only doing it twice a day now like I am, but lets
not wax semantics).
And
What is your
beauty regime? (Sorbolene and soap and I don’t
want to talk about it).
Then my friend and I were escorted to separate rooms
by our individual therapists and I don’t know what happened to her after that.
I was told to sit in a chair, close my eyes and inhale
as my therapist rubbed his thumb up the bridge of my nose while passing
a smell underneath it.
‘Your body will pick which one is right for you,’ he
said calmly.
I chose the second and he said ‘ah’ and
nodded his head, like he had expected that all along.
‘Your body chose clarity,’ he said with a meaningful
gaze and I tried to work out just why that would be.
Turns out the other two were purity and perspective.
My friend’s body chose purity, and given that she’d been eyeing off my brother
and his army mates at our recent Thanksgiving when they took of their shirts
for a swim, I’d say there could be something in that.
I doubt I looked this good |
Happy Christmas Q. Lucky you think the recycling box
is exciting.
Clarity. A little late body.
If only I’d had the massage a week earlier. I would
have seen it coming.
The face was at a fancy hotel, where they offer you a choice of rosehip tea or lavender as you sit on a couch and answer form with questions like.
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