CELEBRITY NAMES - ARE YOU COOL ENOUGH TO DO IT?

My brother and his wife recently had a beautiful baby boy and they gave him a strong, masculine name that I won’t say here because this is my blog and they may wish to keep their small human’s name a secret from the cyber world.

I love the name they chose, and it suits my handsome nephew.

It’s also a sensible name. A name that won’t get him teased in the playground or make him hate his parents when he’s trying to get his first girlfriend.

Unlike these ones, the names chosen for the offspring of the hollywood celebs.

Seriously, I am not making this up.

Audio Science, the son of actress Shannyn Sossamon and kickboxing instructor Dallas Clayton

Moxie Crimefighter, the daughter of Penn Jillette and his wife, Emily

Pilot Inspektor, the son of Jason Lee and his wife, Beth

Kal-El, the son of Nicolas Cage and his wife, Alice Kim

Speck Wildhorse, the son of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Sparrow James Midnight, the son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

Bluebell Madonna, the daughter of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi

Banjo Patrick, the son of Rachel Griffith and Andrew Taylor

Kyd Miller, the son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q, the son of Bono and Ali Hewson

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha, the son of Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa

Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey, the daughters of Jamie Oliver and wife Jools Norton

Reignbeau, the daughter of Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

Jermajesty, the son of Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra

Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen and Moon Unit, the daughters of Frank Zappa (who also named his sons Dweezil and Ahmet)

My favourite? Moxie Crimefighter. Although Speck Wildhorse is a close second.

What’s yours?