Don't laugh, but tomorrow I'm going to be on the Kerri-Anne Kennerley Show.
Not only that, but I'm going to be modeling pregnancy clothing. I am a little concerned by this because, if you'll recall the picture I posted in a previous post, I don't really look pregnant. I did try to tell them this, but they don't seem concerned. They seem to think there is a shortage of knocked up broads, which based on who I see walking about my suburb, is hardly the case.
I am going to be booed out of the studio by a bunch of irate morning talk show viewers.
Here I've spent the past seven years trying to get skinnier so I don't lose a role in image obsessed American theatre and now I'm going to go on national television and do everything I can to stick my tummy out further...
Watch me if you're bored. Sometime between 9 and 10 tomorrow morning on Channel 9.
It's gonna be great!!!